1. Now, that Subsidy has been removed
and the official pump price of Premium Motor Spirit, PMS is N145 in the
least at NNPC and other Government stations and above that in other
filling stations owned by independent marketers, indiscriminate roaming
about the street with your vehicles will reduce drastically, thus
leading to less vagabondage, vagrancy and herdsmenism.
2. There will be less traffic jam in cosmopolitan and bustling cities like Lagos and Abuja. People will only take their private vehicles when it is absolutely necessary to do so.
3. More husbands will be responsible and
have less fuel and saved, unused, unspent cash to chase side chics and
choicelessly stay at home to spend quality time with their kids. It is
time your children stopped arguing about Daddy’s complexion because
they’ve never seen you by day time. Let this Subsidy pin your buttocks
to your home sofa.
4. Disappearance of long, tiring queues
at filling stations. Needless to say this- the era of ‘rich’ people with
just N6000 shouting ‘fill up’ and wasting the precious time of other
serious fuel buyers queueing behind them has come to an abrupt halt.
‘Fill up’ fire. Just buy 20liters and leave quietly.
5. There will be a clear dichotomy
between the rich and the pseudo-rich. Let us know ourselves by
ourselves. How can you because you can afford N86 per liter go and buy a
used Primera without the era and be dragging rich man/car owner with
us? Go and buy a bicycle or a motorcycle. It is until the advent of rain
that the motorcyclist will know he doesn’t belong to the class of the
rich vehicle owner.
6. The era of noisy overnight ‘I better
pass my neighbour generator owners’ has finally come to an end. Let me
see you buy costly PMS to power your generator and leave it on overnight
to disturb my rarified sleep and watch If I won’t call EFCC and ICPC to
be on your trail. Askor…
7. There is a golden opportunity to
inflate the price of your goods and services under the Subsidy removal
template. Even things not remotely connected to fuel. Tell your
customers the fuel hike or Subsidy removal has affected the price of
your locust beans. Let them argue with Kachikwu.
8. There is creation of several job
opportunities with the Subsidy removal. They include Facebook
journalists, unsolicited economic advisers and black market sellers…
9. Body fitness is enabled. With increase in fuel price, lazy Nigerians are forced to exercise by using their legs.
10. All you people abusing itinerant herdsmen, the joke is on you. Now, your trekking continues…
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